Weekendul acesta a fost tare plictisitor…
Totul a inceput cam joi cand am fost fotograf pentru Bergenbier Ziua Barbatului – www.ziuabarbatului.ro – sibiu
Distractie destul de multa, o gramada de bere numai buna de baut si o gramada de concursuri…
Vineri striptease in Club Zebrano
Fetele au facut un show foarte frumos…
Sambata striptease masculin in Club Baroque 🙂
STIU STIU imediat explic, ce ar cauta un barbat la un striptease masculin…
Fratiorii mei care daca merg la un striptease masculin incep sa rada si sa imi schimbe orientarea mea sexuala…de parca ati avea aeasta putere..supermani ce sunteti toti….
La un striptease feminin ai cateva gagici si o gloata de barbati infierbantati…
La un striptease feminin ai cativa barbati si o gloata de femei care in momentul in care s-a teminat spectacolul au scapat de orice inhibitie sau acel scut pe care femeiile si le pun cand ies in club “nu”.
Stiti voi acel scut, barbatul merge la fata “vrei sa bem ceva impreuna? ” – “NU”…
Ei bine dupa un show de acest gen acest “nu” dispare iar aproximativ orice le-ai cere, ele vor spune DA. De asemenea pentru prima oara in viata ta te vei simtii ca o gagica model, nu in sensul in care va ganditi voi ci in sensul in care toate femeiile se vor uita la tine si isi vor imagina cum arati tu dezbracat.
Iar in acel moment te gandesti “vreau… blonda..dar cu suvite rosii…nici inalta dar nici scunda si ochi caprui…” te duci la ea si orice i-ai spune, atata timp cat e in limita bunului simt, ea va raspunde “DA”. Nici nu conteaza ca iti curg mucii din nas iar un picior e de lemn, poti agata lejer orice fata…
Sa nu mai zicem ca la un striptease masculin dispare efectul de turma din cadrul grupurilor de femei. Stiu barbatii foarte bine despre ce vorbesc…aceea turma…EA cu inca 2-5 prietene d-ale ei… Te duci la ea si orice ai face sau orice ai zice domnisoara te va analiza si respinge daca nu esti extra-calificat ca sa se laude cu tine in fata turmei – cel mai probabil o sa fii respins.
CONCLUZIA : vrei sa agati o tipa ? vrei sa fie care vrei tu si sa faca ce vrei tu ? – mergi la un striptease masculin, pandeste momentul exact dupa ce se termina spectacolul un pic de curaj and it is done.
Pe la 5 dimineata ma intorceam de la club, pe dreapta politia, cu un “prieten” care imi face semn sa trag pe dreapta.
Nu bausem alcool, dar am baut mult cola si eram oarecum hiper 🙂
– Ma numesc XXX (niciodata nu retin numele, si niciodata nu il pronunta clar)
– Buna dimineata 🙂 (eu cu un zambet larg de drogat)
– (la cum eram hiper il auzeam in slow-motion) Un…. coooontrooool de rutinaaaa, sa veeeenitiiiii sa suflati…
– De ce ? (eu de colo 🙂 )
– Control, ati consumat ceva alcool ?
– NU !! (hotarat si uimit, ma manca sa il intreb, dar ati avut vreodata un prost care sa fie baut si sa raspunda “da…am baut” )
.. Ies afara, imi da sa desigilez shtutzul ala…
– NU SE DESFACE (eu de colo)
– Rupeti ambalajul cu forta !
– Mi-e frig (eu :))) cu un zambet de Iliescu si ambalajul rupt)
– Puneti va rog (naiba stie cum i-a zis) cu aprtea ascutita in gaura..
.. Ma uit la aparat, am uit la politist, ma uit la gaurica… mana imi tremura de la frig… incep sa nimeresc gurica.. in mintea mea auzeam ca la un spectacol cu toreador si taur… de cate ori dadeam pe langa gaurica OOOOLEEEEE, OOOOLEEEEE…. OOOOLEEEEEEEEE…..
– Va rog mergeti in masina si imbracati-va (politistul)
.. ma duc, ma imbrac, bag suzeta…
– Suflati pana luminita verde se stinge (politistul)
– De ce verde ? Nu ar trebui sa fie rosie ? Numai rosul se stinge…. (eu)
.. la politist incepe sa ii dea cu rest.. se uita la mine…se uita la aparat…
– Asa e ea verde, va rog suflati !
… si suflu….si suflu….si bazaie…si 0,00 % in mintea mea “Shocker” daca nu am baut…. DAR PE GURA IESE (tradus in RO):
– SUNT UIMIT !!!
Moment in care politistul celalat vine, ia aparatul, ii da doua palme, se uita amandoi la mine…
– De ce sunteti uimit ? Ati consumat si nu iese ?
Deja incepeau sa susoteasca ca sa ma duca la probe de sange…
– Eu ma inrosesc tot ca realizez ce naiba am zis.. Nuuuu sunt uimit in modul ironic, ca daca nu am baut… ( CACAT explica-i la nenea politist ce inseamna ironie sau sarcasm )
Cu greu am scapat…
Iar duminica un show oferit de Tibi unde nu m-am putut abtine sa nu las aparatul jos din mana si sa rad in hohote la glumele lui.
Salutari de la institutul de cercetare 25h…
Una din ele citez 🙂
“Oltenii urasc Ardelenii, Ardelenii pe Olteni, si toti uram pe careva, desi toti suntem in acelasi cacat. E ca atunci cand te duci la baie, faci o cacare si te uiti in buda, vezi un cacat, iar in cacat vezi un bob de porumb si o coaja de rosie. Coaja de rosie se da maaare eeee bai eu sunt rosie… si bobul de porumb eee eu sunt porumb dar traim toti in Romania si e cazul sa tragem apa…”
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