Dement.Ro

O adunatura de dementi, Romania !!

Cum arata viata de om casatorit..

| May 13, 2009

Vii acasa, cu chef de “joaca”, sotia te asteapta.. si cand sa faceti ceva.. Continuarea dupa

Idei pentru mame divortate..

| March 28, 2009

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Miracole la barbati si femei…

| March 27, 2009

7 miracole la barbati: Toti barbatii sunt al dracului de ocupati. Desi sunt ocupati, au vreme de femei. Desi au vreme de femei, nu prea ii intereseaza de ele. Desi nu prea ii intereseaza femeile, tot timpul au una langa ei. Desi tot timpul au una langa ei, se mai dau si la alta sau [...]

De ce au femeile nevoie de catalog de cumparaturi?

| March 27, 2009

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YES IT’S A WOMAN (1)

| March 25, 2009

Am stat, m-am holbat o data la film, a doua oara, tot nu pricep cum **** a ajuns acolo cu masina ?

DE CE AM DAT-O AFARA PE SECRETARA?????

| March 23, 2009

Acum doua saptamani a fost ziua mea. Cand m-am trezit dimineata nu ma simteam prea bine dar speram ca sotia o sa-mi cante “Multi ani traiasca…” si eventual o sa-mi dea un cadou, dar ea nu mi-a zis nici macar buna dimineata… Copiii si ei s-au asezat la micul dejun fara sa ma felicite. Am [...]

El si ea..

| March 19, 2009

El: -Eu comand o pizza. Vrei si tu ceva? Ea: -Nu. El: -Ok. Ea: -… sau poate… El: -Ei, ce anume? Ea: -Nu stiu. El: -Nu stii daca vrei ceva? Ea: -Nu. El: -Ti-e foame? Ea:- Nu stiu, poate putin. El: -Ce inseamna poate putin? Ea: -Inseamna ca nu sunt sigura. El: -Mie cand mi-e [...]

Women’s Point System

| March 14, 2009

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system… [...]