evreii in vacanta

O familie de tineri casatoriti evrei, in concediu in Tirol intr-un hotel de 5 stele, all-inclusive. Vine ultima zi si distractia trebuie platita.
> > La receptie:
> > – Receptioner: Buuun! Camera cu pat dublu, 6 zile, 450 euro!
> > – Evreu’: OK!
> > – Receptioner: Sauna, 49 euro!
> > – Evreu’: Nu folosit.
> > – Receptioner: Da, dar e problema voastra, ati fi  putut sa o folositi!
> > Solarium, 57 euro!
> > – Evreu’: Ce aia Solarium? Nu folosit.
> > – Receptioner: Da, dar ati fi putut sa-l folositi! Mai departe: terenuri de tenis si piscine 180 euro!
> > – Evreu’: Nu jucat tenis, nu facut baie.
> > – Receptioner: Da, dar ati fi putut sa faceti!
> > Face evreul calcule, dar se opreste brusc:
> > – Evreu’: Buuun, acum scad eu la tine 400 euro, ca mi-ai fu**t-o pe Rashela!
> > – Receptioner: Ce, esti nebun? Nici macar n-am atins-o!
> > – Evreu’: Da, dar e problem al tau, ai fi putut sa o faci!…

>:)

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