Ovidel | January 31, 2011
Conferinta mondiala pe tema : “care este cel mai rapid lucru din lume”. Primul conferentiar: – Gandul. – Cum asa? – Te gandesti la cineva si nici nu-ti dai seama cand o faci. – Asta asa este. Aveti dreptate. Al doilea: – Clipitul e cel mai rapid. – De ce anume? – Nici nu-ti dai [...]
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Ovidel | January 24, 2011
HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your basic [...]
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Ovidel | January 13, 2011
taxele incluse in benzina de la 1 ianuarie 2011: – acciza este de 467 EUR / tona – taxa de drum este de 125 EUR / tona – taxa de solidaritate (cate un cent / litru – motivul este acoperirea prejudiciului din urma falimentului Bancorex) adica 10 EUR / tona Producatorul are pretul de aproximativ [...]
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